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Things you never see......
09-25-2014, 12:45 PM (This post was last modified: 09-25-2014 12:45 PM by Mein blut ist blau.)
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Things you never see......
I'm bored, so this thread is for things you never see.

Things like:

A good-lookin' kopite.

Or one with any sense, brains or moral decency.

An intelligent plod.

Or one who's head isn't so far up their own arse (because they wear the uniform) that they know where the light switch is.

Chinese cheese.

pakistani hot-dog stall owners (What happened to equal rights there, then?)

Pre-menstrual women who are polite

Hibbert goal (has been known though - but not from the halfway line Smile )

cilla gettin' her heed properly stoved in with a scaffoldin collar by tarbuck (I'd pay to see that)

Or terreh christian gettin shivved 98 times with a ripped-open coke can by mick hucknall . (I'd pay more, probably)

Then tarbuck & hucknall committin seppuku.

White dog turds (Dead common when I was a lad)

A happy alehouse landlord.



I'll think of some more, but feel free to add your own in the meantime...........

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09-26-2014, 10:38 AM
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RE: Things you never see......
A Happy Alehouse.

Jeez Mein, your going back a bit mate.

You go into a pub now ,the landlord looks like uncle fester , you tell him you want a pint and he Justs grunts but, that's down south.

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09-26-2014, 11:44 AM (This post was last modified: 09-26-2014 11:45 AM by Mein blut ist blau.)
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RE: Things you never see......
(09-26-2014 10:38 AM)SEFTON Wrote:  A Happy Alehouse.

Jeez Mein, your going back a bit mate.

You go into a pub now ,the landlord looks like uncle fester , you tell him you want a pint and he Justs grunts but, that's down south.

Goin' back that much that I honestly can't remember seein' one......ever!! If they dont look like uncle fester, then they look like ernest borgnine after a bad afternoon in the bookies......and that goes for landladies too Tongue

Anywho, back on topic......

Aztec bars (The younger members will have zero idea what I'm on about Greets_(17) )

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09-28-2014, 12:25 PM
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RE: Things you never see......
Any sort of refereein' decision goin' our way in the derby game at the barn.

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10-02-2014, 06:56 PM
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RE: Things you never see......
osman outmusclin' anyone.

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02-28-2015, 06:49 PM
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RE: Things you never see......
Me wearing a redshite shirt....

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
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03-13-2015, 06:02 AM
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RE: Things you never see......
Mirallas pull his tripe out for the whole game
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03-13-2015, 11:38 AM
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RE: Things you never see......
(03-13-2015 06:02 AM)blue1948 Wrote:  Mirallas pull his tripe out for the whole game

Is that you Steve??
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03-14-2015, 01:52 AM
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RE: Things you never see......
Howard keep a clean sheet Sad

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03-15-2015, 06:22 AM
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RE: Things you never see......
(03-13-2015 11:38 AM)1878evertonian Wrote:  
(03-13-2015 06:02 AM)blue1948 Wrote:  Mirallas pull his tripe out for the whole game

Is that you Steve??

no sorry
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