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FE GOLD - People you'd never tire of punching on the snout
06-05-2010, 11:07 AM (This post was last modified: 06-05-2010 11:08 AM by Mein blut ist blau.)
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18 FE GOLD - People you'd never tire of punching on the snout
Everybody's got at least one person they'd enjoy the opportunity to beat the bejaysus out of. I've been told I have far too many to be considered "healthy".

Anyway,here's a list of some of the nuggets I'd like to administer a damned good beating to forever and ever. Some I'll give reasons for,but others I'm sure you'll just know why.

If you feel I've missed anyone out,please remind me,or add your own.

So here goes (in no particular order)

stevie me laaaaaaaaa - enuff said (for now)

tommy shithouse smith

pinocchio bignose thompson

emlyn hughes - Yes,I know he's brown bread but that "livershite are magic" bollocks still rankles with me so much I'd dig him up and punch his rottin' remains,the horrible squeaky-voiced prune

robbie (I'm not gay honest) williams - total bellend

hucknall - ginger AND mancunian,there'd be nothin' down for you

little hewitt "prince" harry - another ginger beaut

prince willis - he looks like a molerat

............and their uncle eddy

cilla black - who the f*** do you know from scotland road,calls everyone "chuck"? horrid tory ginger cnut (Another ginger.......)

terreh christian - another God-awful manc...oh you'd get it,I'd go "Mr Blonde" on you if I had the chance

vernon kay

michael winner

pete "the shitman" waterman - you ruined my young adulthood with the shite you churned out. How I'd love to pay you back

ed byrne - NOT funny,he's annoying and he sends me into "kill mode"

ben elton -see above,plus he's a loudmouthed cnut

terreh christian - because he deserves to be beaten to within an inch of his miserable life more than anyone I know

iqbal sacranie - want something to protest about do ya?

abu hamza - 10 on the satisfaction scale for torturing that

vanessa feltz

that cnut what does the phone-in show on ch5 in the mornin' -his face offends me and I'd love to try a bit of DIY plastic surgery on him with me bare hands

just about every "british" politician I know - but especially that ayrab's-arse kissin' galloway sycophant

stevie me laaaaaaaaaaaa - come and try to take over my CD collection,and bring yer rat-b****** mates,make sure yer tooled up 'cos I will be muhahahaha. No mercy.

some knobhead who drinks in the boozer(s) by me - If you ever saw him,you'd know why

keegan - Oh I'd love it,LOVE IT - if I was allowed to kick you repeatedly in the kidneys



That's it (for the time being) I think I'd better go and lie down in a dark room for a while Angry26

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06-05-2010, 11:23 AM (This post was last modified: 06-05-2010 11:24 AM by BARCELONA BLUE.)
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RE: People you'd never tire of punching on the snout
(06-05-2010 11:07 AM)Mein blut ist blau Wrote:  Everybody's got at least one person they'd enjoy the opportunity to beat the bejaysus out of. I've been told I have far too many to be considered "healthy".

Anyway,here's a list of some of the nuggets I'd like to administer a damned good beating to forever and ever. Some I'll give reasons for,but others I'm sure you'll just know why.

If you feel I've missed anyone out,please remind me,or add your own.

So here goes (in no particular order)

stevie me laaaaaaaaa - enuff said (for now)

tommy shithouse smith

pinocchio bignose thompson

emlyn hughes - Yes,I know he's brown bread but that "livershite are magic" bollocks still rankles with me so much I'd dig him up and punch his rottin' remains,the horrible squeaky-voiced prune

robbie (I'm not gay honest) williams - total bellend

hucknall - ginger AND mancunian,there'd be nothin' down for you

little hewitt "prince" harry - another ginger beaut

prince willis - he looks like a molerat

............and their uncle eddy

cilla black - who the f*** do you know from scotland road,calls everyone "chuck"? horrid tory ginger cnut (Another ginger.......)

terreh christian - another God-awful manc...oh you'd get it,I'd go "Mr Blonde" on you if I had the chance

vernon kay

michael winner

pete "the shitman" waterman - you ruined my young adulthood with the shite you churned out. How I'd love to pay you back

ed byrne - NOT funny,he's annoying and he sends me into "kill mode"

ben elton -see above,plus he's a loudmouthed cnut

terreh christian - because he deserves to be beaten to within an inch of his miserable life more than anyone I know

iqbal sacranie - want something to protest about do ya?

abu hamza - 10 on the satisfaction scale for torturing that

vanessa feltz

that cnut what does the phone-in show on ch5 in the mornin' -his face offends me and I'd love to try a bit of DIY plastic surgery on him with me bare hands

just about every "british" politician I know - but especially that ayrab's-arse kissin' galloway sycophant

stevie me laaaaaaaaaaaa - come and try to take over my CD collection,and bring yer rat-b****** mates,make sure yer tooled up 'cos I will be muhahahaha. No mercy.

some knobhead who drinks in the boozer(s) by me - If you ever saw him,you'd know why

keegan - Oh I'd love it,LOVE IT - if I was allowed to kick you repeatedly in the kidneys



That's it (for the time being) I think I'd better go and lie down in a dark room for a while Angry26

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06-05-2010, 11:31 AM (This post was last modified: 06-05-2010 08:42 PM by Mein blut ist blau.)
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RE: People you'd never tire of punching on the snout
F_laugh I knew it wouldn't be long.........hence me deliberately leaving him out. It's not HB in the boozer - This nugget doesn't like football.

If I got hold of both him and HB I'd make them fight to the death in a cage match - the winner gets kneecapped and then strung up by the bollocks.

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06-05-2010, 11:46 AM
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RE: People you'd never tire of punching on the snout
Graham fckn norton. I hate that irish queen. And he's deffo not funny!!!F_doh

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06-05-2010, 11:52 AM (This post was last modified: 06-05-2010 11:53 AM by Mein blut ist blau.)
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RE: People you'd never tire of punching on the snout
(06-05-2010 11:46 AM)cahillwilsaveus Wrote:  Graham fckn norton. I hate that irish queen. And he's deffo not funny!!!F_doh

SSig_agreed Thought I'd included IT in there F_doh

What would you use? A baseball bat? Knuckledusters? Can only have one weapon of choice though

Personally,I'd go for cattle prod......bzzzzzzzt

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06-05-2010, 11:58 AM (This post was last modified: 06-05-2010 11:59 AM by bluemints.)
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RE: People you'd never tire of punching on the snout
Ian Rush........................... Cos he got so many goals against us

Oh.... And of course the one who wont but did.... Carragutless....
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06-05-2010, 12:02 PM
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RE: People you'd never tire of punching on the snout
(06-05-2010 11:58 AM)bluemints Wrote:  Ian Rush........................... Cos he got so many goals against us

Oh.... And of course the one who wont but did.... Carragutless....

SSig_agreed I'd tie him back-to-back with pinocchio and use them as a pickaxe

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06-05-2010, 12:09 PM
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RE: People you'd never tire of punching on the snout
(06-05-2010 11:52 AM)Mein blut ist blau Wrote:  
(06-05-2010 11:46 AM)cahillwilsaveus Wrote:  Graham fckn norton. I hate that irish queen. And he's deffo not funny!!!F_doh

SSig_agreed Thought I'd included IT in there F_doh

What would you use? A baseball bat? Knuckledusters? Can only have one weapon of choice though

Personally,I'd go for cattle prod......bzzzzzzzt

A flamethrower!!!!Yellowgrin

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06-05-2010, 12:38 PM
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RE: People you'd never tire of punching on the snout
(06-05-2010 12:09 PM)cahillwilsaveus Wrote:  
(06-05-2010 11:52 AM)Mein blut ist blau Wrote:  
(06-05-2010 11:46 AM)cahillwilsaveus Wrote:  Graham fckn norton. I hate that irish queen. And he's deffo not funny!!!F_doh

SSig_agreed Thought I'd included IT in there F_doh

What would you use? A baseball bat? Knuckledusters? Can only have one weapon of choice though

Personally,I'd go for cattle prod......bzzzzzzzt

A flamethrower!!!!Yellowgrin

Flamethrower'd be too quick - why not a lighter with the flame turned up??

Just thought of another one............them gallagher brothers Pokey

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06-05-2010, 01:29 PM
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RE: People you'd never tire of punching on the snout
Gary Neville.
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