David Moyes, David Moyes, Davy Davy Moyes, he’s got red hair but we won’t care, Davy Davy Moyes

OOOOOHHHH St Domingo, St Domingo, Ohh Everton
We’re the greatest football team the world has ever seen
We’ve had the likes of Kendall, Harvey, Ball and Dixie Dean

One Jagielka, there’s only one Jagielka, one Jagielka, there’s only one Jagielka

Phil Neville, Superstar, He’s got more medals than Steve Gerrard (to the tune of Tom Hark by the Piranhas)

We’re on the march with Moyes’s army, we’re all going to Wembley! And we’ll really shake ‘em up when we win the FA Cup, cos Everton’s the greatest football team!

We signed the lad from Middlesbrough the yak the yak
He took his time but now he’s fine the yak the yak
Hes black hes blue hes 22
He scored past them he’ll score past you
Who needs torres when we’ve got Yakubu.

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Follow, Follow Follow, Everton is the team to Follow, cos there’s nobody better then Mikel Arteta he’s the best little Spaniard we know…

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Run run,
Whoever you maybe,
We are the famous EFC,
And we’ll f*** you up,
Whoever you may be,
Cos we are the famous EFC

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Duncan, Duncan Ferguson,
Duncan, Duncan Ferguson,
Duncan, Duncan Ferguson,
etc.etc.

Everton, Everton,

We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
Cos we’re gonna win the Uefa Cup/FA Cup/Carling Cup!
We shall not be moved !
We shall not,

And It’s Everton,
Everton FC,
We’re by far,
The greatest team,
The World has ever seen

And we hate Bill Shankley and we hate St John, most of all we hate Big Ron and we’ll hang the Kopites one by one, on the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey. Oh to hell with Liverpool and Rangers too, throw them all in the Mersey and we’ll fight fight fight, with all our might for the boys in the Royal Blue Mersey! KOPITES ARE GOBSHITES, KOPITES ARE GOBSHITES, etc…

Gosling wherever you may be,
We missed your goal on ITV
You bent it in, off Skrtel’s shin
To beat the shite with a 1-0 win

Super super dan, super super dan, Super Danny Gosling!

Tell me ma, me ma, to put the champagne on ice, we’re going to Wembley twice, tell me ma me ma !

For its a Grand Old Team to play for,
For its a Grand Old team to see,
And if you know the history,
Its enough to make your heart go
Woooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrr!!!
We don’t care what the REDSHITE say,
What the hell do we care,
For we all know,
That there’s going to be a show,
When the Everton boys are there

Everton, Everton,
We’re Forever Everton,
Everton, Everton,
We’re Forever Everton
All for one
One for all
Everton’s the team that plays beautiful football
We’ve got the best supporter’s
On any football ground
And as long as they’re behind us
We’ll never let them down
The men who go from Merseyside
To sail the seven sea’s
Will hear the call of Everton
Come riding on the green
Everton, Everton
We’re Forever Everton
All for one
One for all
Everton’s the team that plays beautiful football
We’re the kings of Goodison
We play in Royal Blue
On the ball the Toffeemen
Will play it sweet for you
We play it on the carpet
We play it in the air
Whichever way we play it
We play it fair and square
Everton, Everton
We’re Forever Everton
One for all
All for one
Everton’s the team that plays beautiful football
The story that is Everton
From the days of Dixie Dean
The story we will carry on
The glory of our team
In every land and continent
Wherever football goes
We’ll play the game that’s Everton
And bring the honours home
Everton, Everton
We’re forever Everton
All for one
One for all
Everton’s the team that plays beautiful football
Everton, – Everton, – Everton, – Everton.

We are the peoples club,
We are the peoples club,
We are the peoples club,
We are the peoples club!

You are my Everton My only Everton,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
You’ll never notice how much we love you,
So please don’t take our Everton Away!

Oh Manchester,
oh Manchester,
is full of shit,
is full of shit,
it’s full of shit, shit and more shit,
oh Manchester is full of shit.

Kopites are gobshites,
Kopites are gobshites!

Spot a scouser in the kop
Spot a scouser in the kop

The Baby’s not yours,
The Baby’s not your-or-or-orrrs
Steven Gerrard…

All together now! All together now, all together now, all together now! etc etc

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